Dear Mother Earth--
Sorry for the 80's. Sorry for the curling iron electricity. Sorry for the ozone depleting hairspray my "feathered friends" and I used.
I'm sure you are glad that decade is over.
Thanks for putting up with us.
Love--Teresa and the Bagettes
(except for Bagette Dad who has no idea what "feathered friends" means, he's going to ask me about birds soon)